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GRUMPY:Threeofakind,let'sdothis.CHUCKLES:That'sit?Threeguys?GRUMPY:Twoguysontheroof.Everyguygetsashare.Fivesharesisplenty.CHUCKLES:Sixshares.Don'tforgettheguywhoplannedthejob.GRUMPY:Hethinkshecansititoutandstilltakeaslice.-IknowwhytheycallhimtheJoker.HAPPY:WhydotheycallhimtheJoker?DOPEY:Iheardhewearsmakeup.HAPPY:Makeup?DOPEY:Yeah,toscarepeople.Youknow,warpaint.GRUMPY:Allright,everybody,handsup,headsdown!Isaid,handsup,headsdown!Let'sgo,pal,I'mmakingawithdrawalhere.-Isaid,handsup!-No!DOPEY:Herecomesthesilentalarm.Andthereitgoes.GRUMPY:Headsdown!Allright,tootsie,you'retakingadivewithme.-Down!Isaid,staydownthere!WOMAN:Don'thurtme!DOPEY:Funny,itdidn'tdial911.Itwastryingtoreachaprivatenumber.HAPPY:Isitaproblem?DOPEY:No,I'mdonehere.GRUMPY:Sitdown!Down!Down!Isaid,staydownthere!GRUMPY:Obviouslywedon'twantyoudoinganythingwithyourhands......otherthanholdingonfordearlife.CHUCKLES:Ontheground!Stayontheground!Nobodymakeamove!Nobody!Staydown!Youhaveanyideawhoyou'restealingfrom?-Youandyourfriendsaredead.GRUMPY:He'sout,right?GRUMPY:What...?Wheredidyoulearntocount?HAPPY:Theywiredthisthingupwithlike5000volts.Whatkindofbankdoesthat?GRUMPY:AMobbank.IguesstheJoker'sascrazyastheysay.Where'sthealarmguy?HAPPY:Bosstoldmewhentheguywasdone,Ishouldtakehimout.Onelessshare,right?GRUMPY:Funny,hetoldmesomethingsimilar.HAPPY:Hewhat?No!No!GRUMPY:That'salotofmoney.IfthisJokerguywassosmart,he'dhavehadusbringabiggercar.I'mbettingtheJokertoldyoutokillmesoonasweloadedthecash.BOZO:No,no,no,Ikillthebusdriver.GRUMPY:Busdriver?Whatbusdriver?DRIVER:School'sout.Timetogo.Thatguy'snotgettingup,ishe?That'salotofmoney.Whathappenedtotherestoftheguys?MANAGER:Youthinkyou'resmart,huh?Theguythathiredyouse......he'lljustdothesametoyou.Oh,criminalsinthistownusedtobelieveinthings.Honor......respect.Lookatyou.Whatdoyoubelievein,huh?Whatdoyoubelievein?!Ibelievewhateverdoesn'tkillyousimplymakesyou......stranger.MAN1:Mr.Mayor,youwereelectedinacampaigntocleanupthecity.-Whenareyougonnastart?MAN2:Ialreadyhave.MAN1:LikethisBatman.We'rehearinghe'sdoinggood,criminalsarerunningscared.-No,man.Idon'tlikeittonight.-Whatareyou,superstitious?YougotmorechanceofwinningthePowerballthanrunningintohim.That'snottrue.OurmenintheMajorCrimesUnitareclosetoanarrest.Hey,Wuertz,mayorsaysyou'reclosinginontheBatman.Theinvestigationisongoing.MAYOR:Theprocessofcleaningupthestreetsisalongone.Ipledgedinmycampaign,uh,tohave...Everintendingtoseeyourwifeagain,lieutenant?Ithoughtyouhadtogolookafteryourmother,detective.Checkedherbackintothehospital.I'msorry.-Sohehasn'tshownup?-Heoftendoesn't.Ilikeremindingeverybodyhe'soutthere.Whywouldn'thecome?Hopefully......becausehe'sbusy.That'swhywebringdogs.-Mylittleprinces.MAN:Please.Please,they'recrawlinginmymouth.Please,Ibegyou,getthemoff.CHECHEN:Lookwhatyourdrugsdotomycustomers.SCARECROW:Buyerbeware.Itoldyoumycompoundwouldtakeyouplaces.Ineversaidthey'dbeplacesyouwantedtogo.Mybusiness,repeatcustomers.SCARECROW:Youdon'tlikewhatIhavetooffer......youcanbuyfromsomeoneelse.AssumingBatmanleftanyonetobuyfrom.Mydogsarehungry.Pitythere'sonlyoneofyou.CHECHEN:What...?SCARECROW:That'snothim.Loosethedogs!SCARECROW:That'smorelikeit.Don'tletmefindyououthereagain.-We'retryingtohelpyou.BATMAN:Idon'tneedhelp.Notmydiagnosis.Whatgivesyoutheright?What'sthedifferencebetweenyouandme?I'mnotwearinghockeypads.OFFICER:Everybodybacknow!Hecan'tresistshowingushisface.GORDON:What'shehidingunderthatmakeup?RAMIREZ:Uh,canwegetaminute,people,please?Himagain.Whoaretheothers?Anotherbunchofsmalltimers.BATMAN:SomeofthemarkedbillsIgaveyou.Mydetectiveshavebeenmakingdrugbuyswiththem.ThisbankwasanotherdropfortheMob.Thatmakesfive.-Wefoundthebulkoftheirdirtycash.-Timetomovein.We'dhavetohitallbankssimultaneously.SWATteams,backup.WhataboutthisJokerguy?OnemanortheentireMob?Hecanwait.WhenthenewDAhearsaboutthis,he'llwantin.-Doyoutrusthim?-Behardtokeephimout.Ihearhe'sasstubbornasyouare.ALFRED:BenicewhenWayneManor'srebuilt.Youcanswapnotsleepinginapenthouse......fornotsleepinginamansion.Wheneveryoustitchyourselfup,youdomakeabloodymess.Yeah.Itmakesmelearnfrommymistakes.Yououghttobeprettyknowledgeablebynow,then.Myarmor.I'mcarryingtoomuchweight.Ineedtobe...Ineedtobefaster.I'msureMr.Foxcanoblige.-Didyougetmauledbyatiger?-Itwasadog.-Huh?-Itwasabigdog.Thereweremorecopycatslastnight,Alfred,withguns.Whynothirethem,taketheweekendoff?Thatwasn'texactlywhatIhadinmind......whenIsaidIwantedtoinspirepeople.Iknow.Butthingshaveimproved.Lookatthenewdistrictattorney.BRUCE:Iam,closely.Needtoknowifhecanbetrusted.Areyouinterestedinhischaracterorhissocialcircle?WhoRachelspendshertimewithisherbusiness.Itrustyoudon'thavemefollowedonmydayoff.Ifyouevertookone,Imight.Knowyourlimits,MasterWayne.Batmanhasnolimits.-Well,youdo,sir.-Well,can'taffordtoknowthem.Andwhat'sgonnahappenonthedaythatyoufindout?WeallknowhowmuchyouliketosayItoldyouso.Onthatday,MasterWayne,evenIwon'twantto.Probably.MAN:SorryI'mlate,folks.-Wherewereyou?-Worriedyou'dhavetostepup?-Harvey,Iknowthesebriefsbackwards.-Well,then......fair'sfair.Heads,I'lltakeit.Tails,he'sallyours.Ye